Friday, 23 November 2012

Our Headliner-Doug Arden

I want everyone to know today exactly what we do.  Here are a couple of stories. 
 
This year we paid for a wig for a young mother with an eighteen month old daughter.
 
We paid for a wig for a young woman who was graduating high school and really wanted hair to style into an updo for her graduation pictures. 
 
We paid for plates for a woman who is terminal so she can drive her children to school.
 
We paid for plates for a woman who was told to take the bus in forty below weather fighting lung cancer. 
 
We stopped three foreclosures. 
 
We paid living expenses for a woman who worked her whole life, used up her 15 weeks of disability and could not get welfare because she owned her home and was left with no income at all. 
 
We paid rent for a woman that also used up her 15 weeks and because she wasn't sick enough to die, got no help from social services because she had 4000 dollars left in her RRSP's.  She had to use it up before they would look at her application.  By the time she applied again she had a long waiting time and was going to get kicked out of her home. 
 
We paid for cheer leading.  Because when Mom is sick, kids still need to be kids.  This girl was the mom's primary caregiver.  When mom was sent home after her mastectomy two days before Christmas, this girl cooked and cleaned and made pancakes for their Christmas supper.  (And for the record, they never asked for it.  We were also paying basic living expenses.  We just felt it was the right thing to do.)
 
We gave away over forty thousand dollars. 
 
We raise this money slowly.  We work for 3 months for our auction.  We raise about 20,000 thousand dollars that night.  We make the other twenty thousand dollars from things like raffle tickets.  Two dollars at a time. 
 
And events like this one. 
 
Here is our headliner.  His name is Doug Arden. 
 

 
Doug Arden, Canada’s Corporate Funnyman, has over 15 years of professional, full-time, comedy entertainment experience. Every year, his schedule is filled with performances at corporate and community events across Canada. Doug is multi-talented and a professional comedian, magician, and ventriloquist whose main focus is one thing…entertaining audiences.
 

Doug Arden has cleverly combined clean stand-up comedy, outrageously funny ventriloquism, incredible magic, music, and audience participation, making his one-of-a-kind show absolutely hilarious! This outstanding comedy variety show has made Doug one of the most sought after corporate entertainers in the country. Audiences are absolutely unanimous in their praise of this amazing performer, as evidenced by the repeated standing ovations he receives at his many comedy shows across Canada every year. 

We have tickets available for three more days. Give me a call today. 699-7788

Sponsored by 620 CKRM, Inverness Consulting, Capital Auto Mall, Gee Bee Construction, ISC,
 Indian Head Agencies, and SGI Canada.
Supported by Conexus Financial, DFA Transport, Matt Inglis @RBC, The Pink Tree,
Qu'Appelle Agencies, Lisa B Originals and Scot's Printing.
Stay tuned for an update on our silent auction items!
Thank you all!

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